“Low Expectations” T-Shirt

Minimalist white tee with subtle text. Lightweight, smooth, and quietly confident — this tee carries a small, deadpan line of text that says it all. Worn by folks who value understatement and dry humor, the shirt settles into everyday life with ease: layer it under a jacket for low-key office days, pull it on for coffee runs, or let it do the talking at weekend hangs. The fabric feels soft against skin, breathes in warm weather, and keeps its shape through washes thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder taping. Subtle, durable, and ethically sourced, it’s designed to age gracefully while keeping the vibe calm and composed.

EU representative: Mild Carpe Diem, hi@mildcarpediem.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean