Expressing what you didn’t know you felt
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“MVP – Minimum Viable Productivity” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“OnlyHugs” T-shirt
25,99 € -
“Professional Hater” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“Meme War Survivor” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“I Don’t Need to Exercise” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“Written, Produced and Directed by” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“People Like My Pee” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“Gigolò” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“Incontinente” T‑Shirt
25,99 € -
“OnlyFriends” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“Action Is the Ultimate Truth” T-Shirt
25,99 € -
“Nerd” T-Shirt
25,99 €

Why Go Mild?
At Mild Carpe Diem, we are pretty serious about staying cool.
Each Tee is a Manifesto, each design is for those who seek life’s juice while taking time to watch the ants. *
Designed in Portugal and printed in Europe. You’ll love to wear it.
* We also may or may not need money for alcohol, toys and trips
Don’t Just Trust Us.
Trust Random Strangers.
“Finally, shirts as sarcastic as me. 10/10, would mildly seize the day again.”
João S.
“Life-changingly ironic. Or ironically life-changing.”
Sofia L.
“Insert fake quotes here (…) I’m buying some more”
Edward P.
“My life improved after I bought one tee!”
John D.












